My Type of man.....?

Every now and then, friends of mine asking me, 'what type of men that I like?'

Generally I have no idea with what type of man that I attracted to! Cos I have no type.... Damn it, I wish I knew what type of man that really attract me most!

So far, I only got two type:

1 - As long HE had nice round arse (hahahahahahahaha) and complate as a man, I'll go for it... But the girly one, please........... I rather have a sex with women...

2 - As long HE is not 20 years old boy, cos I can't stand being a father to him and have to look after him. OR 40 years old man and still live his life in the closet, honestly, am not interested going back to my closet............ Why hiding when the whole world knew that you're damn GAY!!!!

But the most important is:

'My man? Preferably articulate and attractive, with a bit of muscle on him, but not too much in case he crushes my ribs when he hugs me.....'

Do you think that is too much to ask for?

No wonder am still single hahahahahahahahaha

Happy 2011