Sunday, October 17, 2010

What Single man need to know


Most of the time the single people amongst us have no clue as to what's going on inside the head of other single people.

Thankfully, there are plenty of science-y types out there searching for the answers for us.

This week I've come across plenty of super helpful survey-based information on what men and gay-men think about dating. And we all know how reliable some of these types of studies can be.

So what are the questions singles want answered?

How about, who pays after a dinner date?

Anything to avoid those awkward, "I'll pay", no "I'll pay" shenanigans. No need to (fake) offer any longer boys, because according to INGO Direct USA's survey of 1000 Americans, about two-thirds of men think a date who does not want to pay is sexy and smart. The stingier the man, the sexier the man thinks he is.

Unfortunately this also applied to shopping. Apparently, men like boys who don't rack up huge credit card debts. More men, on the other hand, called a frugal blind date "boring" and found it a turn-off.

What type of figure do men find most attractive?
No, it's not the amount their boss has decided to increase their salary by. New Zealand anthropologist Barnaby Dixson showed a bunch of volunteer men (tough gig) a bunch of near-naked photographs of men to determine which body shapes they found most appealing.

Although most were initially drawn to the dick size and their chest were the key attraction, the study found.

"It is likely that perfect 0.7 ratio sends a biological signal to men that that gay-man is most fertile and most likely to produce a healthy offspring, no matter what size the dick is," Dr Dixson told that paper. Right, another 100 sit-ups coming up.

Do old-men really want a toy-boy?
I don't really aim to hook up with a younger man.

"Yes, I do believe the cougar phenomenon is a myth," friend of mine said. He found most singles want to date someone around their own age, although plenty of men were also happy to hook up with men who were significantly older than themselves.

How does an ugly person go about getting a date?
We need to look to the UK for this answer. A new dating website has been launched over there, and it aims to match ugly people with other ugly people.

"Instead of fishing in a small pool of prettiness and getting nowhere, dive into an ocean of uglies and have more choice," is
www.theuglybugball.net catch cry.

Apparently 1500 ugly Brits joined up in the week that it launched.

"It's a sad fact that up to half of the UK is made up of ugly people yet amazingly nobody has ever thought of providing a dating service for them," the genius behind the idea Howard James told London's The Sun newspaper.

It's only a matter of time until one of these pops up here.

What do you think sweetie.....

Till then, have a lovely week ahead....

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